think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(via xpillowtalk)

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

(Source: tooshies, via ty-98)

totallyfuckingfetch:

Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’

(via cyberrghetto)

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

(via thefuuuucomics)

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